im drinking this country out of the recession.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I smell like Dick and happiness
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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