So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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