I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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