This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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