a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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