I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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