There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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