I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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