Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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