he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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