You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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