We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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