All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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