I feel great
I just peed on a car
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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