If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i would punch a child for taco bell
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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