it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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