Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just found a bag of teeth...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We are all done wearing pants today
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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