Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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