plz talk dirty to me
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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