Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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