all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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