have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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