I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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