Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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