I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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