You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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