I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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