Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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