Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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