Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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