I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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