And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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