There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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