singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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