I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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