it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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