Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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