There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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