dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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