Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
