doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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