okay pat passed out under dana's car
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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