I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just googled if crying burns calories
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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