I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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