Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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