I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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