PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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