After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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