Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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