The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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