In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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