You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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